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cheek-spreader

1. A person that likes partake in anal sex
2. slang: insult, with reference to sexual orientation
Shut up you stupid cheek-spreader
by selrahcdraeh November 9, 2004
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Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
by werd_chester December 27, 2010
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Spreading the Jam

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"
by glassofliquid April 18, 2020
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ghetto spreading

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.
by username420 December 19, 2020
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covid spreader

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.
Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
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Spreangle

To cunt repeatedly in the face with chair, mallet or similar.
JR: Oh my God, the Rocks spreangling Goldberg...
by Trotsky&co January 18, 2004
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spraddled

Carrie had her tampons spraddled on the bed.
by MOLICIOUS September 12, 2006
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