Tomato Satan 

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.

Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.

Tomato Satan by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017

reverse satan 

When you suck a fuck on ur way to heaven, it's gods dick

Man, I bet he did the reverse Satan when he died

reverse satan by Stanist9696,6969 November 10, 2017

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty 

A code-word for MTF transsexuals.

Hi Melissa, sad Satan is a fatty fatty.

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty by anonymous December 29, 2021

up satan's left nostril 

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

up satan's left nostril by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Hail Satan Suicide 

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

Hail Satan Suicide by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

dust of satan 

The dust most commonly coughed up from males after performing oral sex to a female, usually associated with a deep toned demon-like moan as it is coughed up.

You wouldn't believe the dust of Satan that was coming out of Mark last night, although he was going to town on Stacy so I shouldn't be surprised.

dust of satan by JackOfAllTrades117 August 3, 2016