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Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.
My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.
by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009
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stroke my nerd

The ability to communicate information, usually of a technical nature, in a way that is entertaining and compelling. Salespeople are usually socially oriented, but lack the ability to speak intelligently about advanced technology. Engineers are technically capable, but classically lack communication or social skills. Someone who can 'stroke my nerd' is a contradictory combination of both.
That data center salesperson really knew how to stroke my nerd. Listening to her talk about those connection specs really gave me a brain boner, but those rackmounts gave me a full on nerdgasm.
by CAShooter April 19, 2011
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stroke face

Stroke face is usually captured in photos after someone has been partying heavily. It is where someone has a lazy, or lopsided eye that is completely or partially partially shut giving the appearance of a stroke or mild seizure.
Dude, you must have partied hard look at that stroke face in these pictures!
by Misskittykat September 15, 2015
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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut
Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!
by Jerkin July 28, 2016
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stornky

An insult; it means lame, weird, gross and a reject
"That's so stornky"
" hey dude see that new guy? Yeah he's so stornky "
by Louseeeeee June 3, 2017
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Strink

To sink into ,while stroking.or to stroke while sinking.
I will ask sheirly if she would allow me,to slowly Strink her vagina?
by Laripla May 29, 2018
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Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.
my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS
by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020
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