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An insult; it means lame, weird, gross and a reject
"That's so stornky"
" hey dude see that new guy? Yeah he's so stornky "
stornky by Louseeeeee June 3, 2017
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Another name for the fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.
Dude, that must hurt like a storky
Storky by Brokex4 November 3, 2016
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Feeling simultaneously hype and chill. Based off the fact that sporks are half spiked and half rounded.
I just did 5 shots and smoked a joint behind the cabin; I’m feeling spornky as fuck.
spornky by emcgovern04 July 17, 2019
I'm stoinky nigga.
Stoinky by Mexican Beast July 8, 2010
Can be used in any sentence and in any way you would like
This place is pretty stonky

Yo bro wanna help me roll this fat stonky
Stonky by Lilbingo000 March 8, 2020
A punch line for a joke such as jeff more like stornk it is the greatest punch line ever period.
Roblox more like stornk
A `sarcastic way of saying someone smells instead of saying stinky.
Stonky! Did someone fart?
stonky by Smiaras May 6, 2004
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