Slack artist

Flaking on a friend invite.

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.

by SCOOTS4LIFE September 14, 2016

slackfired

When you do something half-assed and end up making it harder then it would've been if you had just done it the right way to begin with.

Well, mopping the floor without vacuuming up the dog hair first really slackfired.

by dkrnet June 4, 2016

slackfire

To unintentionally make achieving a goal more difficult by trying to achieve it the fastest, easiest, cheapest way possible.

My plan to save money by not doing routine maintenance on my car slackfired when the engine blew.

by dkrnet May 15, 2016

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016

Slackmapper

Label for a person who can't properly fold a map

"Back in my day if you couldn't fold a map right, they'd refer to you as a slackmapper"

"Those days were so oppressive they'd make fun of slackmappers in the moving pictures with "slack-face"! The hardest part is answering to your child when they ask" daddy, what's a slackmapper? "

by apaluq October 2, 2016

slacker rock

Sub-genre of garage punk/rock.
Slacker rock artists often write lyrics about beers, skate, laugh and parties.
Slacker Rock mainly appeared in the 2010' with bands like Fidlar, King Tuff, Mean Jeans & Audacity.
Slacker Punk is a close cousin, but even more nervous.

Oh man, that new Fidlar album is full of good Slacker Rock tunes.

by stillinrock November 13, 2016

slackcident

That awful moment when a pair of pants, usually slacks, get ripped in public, causing embarassment and dismay.

Dan:"I went out to buy lunch and wondered why everyone on the street was staring at my butt then I get home and oh. oh no."
Phil: "That's a very bad slackcident!"

by morningale March 20, 2017