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adult sour patches

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym
by 420thedream August 16, 2021
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Screaming patch snatcher

When you are doing a girl from behind, that hasn't shaved. You reach down and pull out a fistful of pubic hair as you climax, and shout with Glee!
Man, I bet she didn't expect me to pull off the screaming patch snatcher last night!
by Dustinj321 October 15, 2017
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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.
"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."
by Ershadsky January 16, 2014
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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.
by Meatdick April 21, 2018
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