SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
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Get the bamf Peter Parker mug.Parker is the biggest, tallest bitch you'll ever meet. He played hockey in highschool and thats allll he talks about. Solid C student with a lower-than-average life. Rides dirt bikes in his spare time.
1: Hey, is that guy named Parker?
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
2: Yeah, how'd you know?
3: Tall, dirt bike jersey, and a hockey stick? What else could he be named!
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Get the parker treu mug.Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
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