off the puck

Drinking beer off the skin of another mans dick

Take it off the puck!

by 209lovin February 26, 2017

off the back of a lorry

It was probably stolen.

I don't know where she got that new jacket, maybe off the back of a lorry

by LadyN April 3, 2017

off ja

Used in urban, colloquial Bengali, the term is the perfect translation for "get the f*** out of here." In can also imply "quiet down" "leave me alone" " let it be" etc. The English word OFF is joined by "ja" which is pronounced "jaa" literally meaning "go."

I'm getting sick and tired of your jokes, dude! Off ja!

by #brandbrujo April 13, 2017

off me head

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

off the dopey

Brits from countryside from use it as a form of saying "i'm fine".

Person 1: "Oi mate, how you doin'?"
Person 2:"Off the dopey, mate!"
Person 3:"Nice!"

by SustainAPallow November 20, 2017

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018