Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

macropenis

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.

Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.

by jeroknite March 1, 2014

macrohard

What Microsoft should call themselves

Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 15, 2005

macrophile

One who is sexually aroused by giants

Yao Ming's macrophile girlfriend ironically craves asian cock.

by Krystallion44 December 8, 2010

Microwave

A girl who will get you warmed up but never cooks you well. A tease.

Bro 1: Hey man did you get with that girl from the party last night?

Bro 2: No she was a total microwave.

by Dotty23984 December 9, 2008

Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

microphile

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.

My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!

by Ace Corona January 1, 2009