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pooning mask 

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A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
pooning mask by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006
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Exfoliating Mask 

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When you cum on a girls face then immediately wrap her face up in plastic wrap.
That girl had some acne so I give her an exfoliating mask.
Exfoliating Mask by real quick September 7, 2009
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Paraplegic penile mask 

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The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.
Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.
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Persian Mask 

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When a guy puts his asshole on another guys lips
While I was sleeping Ricky gave me a persian mask!
Persian Mask by WillDanJosh March 30, 2009
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Zombie Mask 

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This is when a girl is giving a man a blowjob and the man pulls out, nuts on her face then slaps her across the face causing her to spring back with her arms out yelling "ooooooohhhgggg."
The other day I gave my chick the zombie mask so hard she nearly knocked my tv over.
Zombie Mask by Draej December 23, 2008
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Why Should I Wear a Mask? 

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The question anti-maskers worldwide have been asking themselves, because in their minds, Covid or not, they won’t die, as their Creator is the One who determines their number of days on earth, although corporate prayers from righteous men and women could prolong their stay a little bit longer.
“Why should I wear a mask?” and “Why should I be jabbed?” might outwardly appear to be selfish questions, but spiritually or philosophically speaking, they are nontrivial questions that politicians and religious leaders often try to shun away from.
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