flabbergasmed

a state of disbelief over how hard you just came

i came so hard i almost passed out, i was totally flabbergasmed for the rest of the day

by Above Average December 14, 2008

Flabbertastic

While lusting upon Flab that escalates to a whole new level that is then to be described, leads to flabbertastic.

Ben is so, just, like, fatter than average i guess.

Yeah, his life is just, flabbertastic.

by B Nappy May 10, 2007

flabortion

when a man calls an abortion when he is too much of a pussey to use the real word or there are chldren around

take your hoe to the John salvy clinic for a flabortion . take my advice . now be quiet, mass is about to start .

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007

flabbajab

when you poke fat people and watch their fat jiggle

look at that flabbajab!!! wible

by collin morrow December 10, 2007

flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 8, 2009

flabberbombed

To get drunk, wasted, intoxicated, or completely blasted by an alcoholic beverage of any kind.

"Me and my buddies got so bloody flabberbombed last night it was unbelievable!"

by V-cloak February 10, 2008

flabatistous

flabatistous is being flabby fat but in faionable, and awesome, cool anything but awesome as long as they are fat.Fat person famous

That person is soooo, flabatistous.

by Tayler Stewart April 4, 2008