Eugene

Born into a rich family, wears braces. Spits all over the place when saying anything with s or p. Has been shielded from negative things and is spoiled as shit. Is the type of guy to cancel plans with the homies to play Fortnite. Buys everything in every game he plays. Gets to school in a Mercedes with a chauffeur. Wears Yeezys, champion socks, supreme shirt, and Gucci pants. Has a Fivehead. Will get a house for passing school. Probably doesn't even need to work to live in the future. Hes very shy at first but as soon as you say anything to him he starts to flex and thinks your friends.

Did you see Eugene's new gaming pc? he got it replaced because It took longer than 2 seconds to start.

by Baggy pants January 31, 2020

Eugene

Eugene is a perfect name for a perfect man. He is the KING of consent, understanding and communication. Name another man who is that experienced, sweet, romantic, thoughtful and handsome. He the best prince, period. If you disagree with this you have not seen the series and I feel bad for you.You do NOT use his other names because that is dead naming someone.

Eugene Fitzherbert is the only reason I haven't hurt myself in the past several months because

by AlbussyDumblewh0re March 24, 2021

Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

EUGENE

Some pathetic cringy worthy kid who carrys a glock in his backpack to school, while wearing someone painful to look at clothing

That Eugene is gonna commit a school shooting because every girl hates him

by Godel July 30, 2016

Eugene

Eugene is a terrible and untrustworthy person. Even though Eugene may seem nice, he is the cruelest human you will ever meet. If you are friends with him he will build up your friendship and then find the worst possible way to backstab you. Eugene will take all of your happiness away from you. Eugene will find any and every way to try and hurt you, mentally and physically. NEVER have sympathy for Eugene, he is faking his sadness. Eugene has no soul, he does not care if he hurts you or anyone else. If you ever meet Eugene make sure to ignore him. Don't try to be mean to him though, he is truly evil and will destroy everything that you love and make your life a living hell. Every Eugene is terrible except for Eugene on Buzzfeed

Eugene is more evil than the devil

by sorrybutnotreally December 26, 2016