girl-drink drunk 

One who drinks only mixed drinks or flavored martinis. This person shies away from scotch and whiskey, and prefers mojitos or raspberry cosmos.

Jack's a girl-drink drunk, he won't drink anything but vodka cranberry's.

girl-drink drunk by Jason Kolesnikowicz October 26, 2008

food drink 

A typical "drink" as in a smoothie or milkshake type substance that can possibly, but not always, or subconsciously replace a meal. Must be consumed through a straw. Morning food drinks are typically indulged during the hours of 8:45 A.M. and 11:53 A.M. and can consist of purchases from places such as coffee establishments. From 11:54 A.M.-4:35 P.M. an acceptable food drink would probably be from a smoothie franchise or a local independently owned restaurant, with the exception of Chilis and Applebees. The late afternoon to dinner time and fourth meal eras of the food drink are to be decided under one's own judgement. However, it is suggested to only use fast food junctions and it is HIGHLY frowned upon to attempt a homemade food drink.

Karen: Damn, I'm really hungry but I don't know what to eat.
Sarah: I'm feelin' a food drink, do you concur?
Karen: I concur.

food drink by gnomies4life May 2, 2011

The Drink Stages 

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}

{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"

The Drink Stages by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

American Drink

Anything that is greater than 247 ml or 8 ounces.

I came back from Taiwan and definitely had to get me an American Drink. There portions are too small over there.

American Drink by Johnny_V March 23, 2010

Pitty Drink 

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

Pitty Drink by claratyville December 2, 2010

juicebox drink 

A non-misogynistic synonym for "chick drink"

Gin Eclipses are such a juicebox drink, you can barely taste the alcohol.

juicebox drink by nolcotin January 10, 2012

Swamp Drink 

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

Swamp Drink by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013