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Battalion stallion

A gay guy in the military.
Brad: "Bruce just got promoted to sergeant."
Stewart: "He's SUCH a battalion stallion!"
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009
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Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
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Baltzar

One of the three Wise Men. Intelligent, Communicative, Deep thinkers. Can easily fall into depression. Thoughtful, caring individuals. Great sense of humor. Loves to laugh and sing out loud. A faithful and trustworthy friend.
I'm feeling kind of low...I could use a Baltzar about now.
by Puttefnask November 4, 2011
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battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.
by I Know Weird Stuff May 15, 2016
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Battery

A power source, usually providing electrical devices power
My phone battery ran out
Nuuuuuuuuuuu
by Spakeywolf December 27, 2018
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eye batter

the yellow discharge you have in your eye fanny when you wake up from a sleep
fucking hell, i cant open my eyes for all this eye batter
by Mr ouija April 17, 2007
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Net-battle

the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.
posted on Andy's wall

Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott

Blake: I like the last part

Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley

Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK

Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--

Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society

Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too

Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat

blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad

Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
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