cuntaloupe 

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cunteyes

A derrogatory term, implying a person suffers from the less common affliction of having female reproductive organs for eyes.

The unwashed: "Have you got a dollar for the bus?"
The washed: "Fuck off, cunteyes."

Cunteyes by Aerofucker August 3, 2009

cuntfish 

Generic insult suggesting the receiptient displays the least agreeable qualities of both a fish and a cunt.

Will Tracz, you display both the least agreeable qualities of a fish and a cunt, i therefore conclude that you, my son, are a cuntfish and a fucknugget and a cad.

cuntfish by Joe April 25, 2003

Cuntmobile 

An automobile driven by a cunt. Usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver's habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 Splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. A cuntmobile's engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few cunts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).

"Jesus Joey, wasn't your neighbor's car new a month ago? it's all dinged and scratched already" "Yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it's a broken-in cuntmobile."

Cuntmobile by ninjadick March 7, 2010

cuntess 

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess 

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

cuntservative 

Anyone who uses the term "cuck" to describe someone he disagrees with politically.

Ugh, cuntservatives sure like calling people cucks, don't they?

cuntservative by snigglesbeta November 30, 2016