Instant Wetness

The compilation consisting of Andrew Hwang and Arthur Yang resulting in the instant arousal of the female genitilia. Therefore achieving "instant wetness."

Damn! fucking Drew n Surr b krazi with their instant wetness!

by b0bz May 10, 2004

weenus

to recieve anal sex with your penish stuck between your legs.

gertrude weenused jimbob, but only on nights of the full moon.

by sarah badera November 12, 2002

weenis

Your weenis is the jiggly bit of extra skin on a bent elbow. Go ahead and pinch it! Eveyone has it, even chicks!

Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.

by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006

Weener

What Steve wishes he had in place of his Niggina.

Haha Steve, you have no weener you fuckhead.

by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004

ash wednesday

the day when the Passion Of Christ runs in theaters.

"we'll be rollin in the green come cash, i mean ash wednesday"-mel gibson

by c8 March 1, 2004

Ash Wednesday

the act of shitting on one's palm and schmiering the sign of the cross on the partner's forehead

leah: "hey how was your night?"
ryan: "i went down on her and she gave me an ash wednesday"

by ryan dowd January 10, 2008

Wednesday 13

A scary, hard rock, crapped music, unpleasant looking band that Jonathan likes. They talk a lot about death and the songs hurt ears due to their singer that sounds like he has something big shoved down his throat.

Wednesday 13 is gay.

by aannoonnyymmoouuss September 10, 2006