Go and play with the traffic

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

by MIKE 44 June 1, 2009

truf

A stupid word invented by a guy from Loyola.

"Landon, you just failed your Econ test."
"Truf."

by Hunter S. Thompson March 31, 2005

crosstown traffic

Crosstown traffic is a unique and pleasurable sexual act involving two partners of either gender. It is performed by evenly aligning both partners' anuses and having one partner crap inside of his/her partner's anus. The recieving end of the act has been described as pleasant, yet messy.

Alfonso: "Did you guys have sex?

Maurice: "No, but we did crosstown traffic."

Alfonso: "Awesome!"

by Dangerous Larry December 31, 2007

Truffling

The act of acting like a feral hog looking for truffles in your anus.

"Get on all fours honey and start Truffling me. Get up in there and tell me what I had for dinner 2 days ago..."

by Oinke December 17, 2013

snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons

everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention

by h.monkey February 5, 2004

Triffin'

To get mad or "heated" over seemingly nothing. Almost bipolar.

Man, Ronnie was triffin' last night over like nothing.

by B-Slack September 23, 2012

slovakian traffic cone

The act of putting a traffic cone on your female partner's chest and then proceeding to shit, jizz, and vomit into the traffic cone and onto their chest.

"I gave Jennifer a Slovakian Traffic Cone for her birthday and she loved it."

by DankDread September 28, 2020