uow student syndrome

if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...

then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.

symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.

'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'

Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.

'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'

by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009

student tears

Student tears a mixture of pussy juice and sperm

Joe : What are you drinking
Matt: Student tears
Joe: do you know what your drinking
Matt: no
Joe: that is a mixture of puss juice and sperm

by Islay bitches with big asses February 20, 2018

student body president

somthing stupid that makes people u call ur friends decide weather they will vote for u or the other person

i am never running for student body president again

by !?I'M FALLING?! September 7, 2009

Student Hustler

the kid that makes money on various objects or services around or in the school

Kid: I want some candy right now
Student Hustler: If you want it, I got it

by zygous May 27, 2008

stodinator

Stupid fuckin rah, with big hair. They tend to write threatening notes, which scare the shit out of us normal folk.

Oh look theres a stodinator on that horse

by Brockle February 10, 2009

Studding

The act if bedazzling the genitals

I went to the spa last night for a studding.

My friend is studying studding.

by Joblobibubu June 18, 2018

student pool

A never ending purgatory for those hoping to become naval officers. Although, they are crammed in the same building with the quitters that continue to make jokes about the program they quit because it was "too hard." This just causes the future officers to further resent the existence of the quitters, to the point that they discuss glorious ways to rid the earth of their existence.

Candio 1: "Hell yea I got my orders did you get yours?"

Candio 2: "Nope, looks like I'll be heading to student pool for a few days."

.... Days turn to weeks.... Weeks turn to months....

by I ain't got time for this shit September 7, 2017