hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.

This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.

by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017

using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

Soap Sud Beard

You know it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man so they take the big bubble baths.

After Jesus comes back he'll totally have a soap sud beard.

by Clorox Breakfast June 17, 2010

soupy taco

The event of the male vomiting on his penis while intercourse and continues fucking the female.

Hey man, I got drunk lastnight and gave your mom a soupy taco.

by thedrunkenderb October 3, 2010

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

Soupy boy

A kinda retarded boy who is made of soup. He has a lot of friends and will throw the biggest comeback at you. Usually he can be an jackass.

"Dang, that soupy boy guy is in our art class. dead!"

by Jaypeejoshy February 14, 2019