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double screening 

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.
Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react
oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

Screenshit 

(Typically of an nft although it can be of any image)
To screenshot incessantly and rapidly
“Here’s my nft don’t screenshot
“I’m gonna screenshit”
“NOOOOO YOU DONT OWN IT 😡😡😡😡”

Screeble 

Small remnants of food found at the bottom of their own bags that aren't big enough to constitute as the original food but too big to qualify as mere crumbs.
(When finishing a bag of chips) "Do you want these screebles before I pour them directly to my mouth?"
Screeble by CeceKay January 5, 2017

Bonking Screens 

What TV heads do instead of kissing
TV 1: hey b did you hear that Charles was bonking screens with Jenny
TV 2: ah shit Charles is a hoe
Bonking Screens by Burnt Lime September 17, 2017

Screenshots or it didn't happen 

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!