crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.

You're a real turd swapper, Dave.

by John Skinner July 10, 2007

Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

by sicko069 May 7, 2009

Pancake Slapper

A Lesbian: a female who scissors with another female and enjoys it alot!

Hey cindy wana slap my pancake?
No I haven't been a Pancake Slapper since college.

by Trisha Takanawa slaps pancakes February 18, 2010

Pickel Slapper

To first pour baby oil all over your fingers and then proceeding to slap the males junk with full force using both hands.

Ernest: I'll give you a nickelto give me a pickel slapper.
Candy: Okay, i'll go get the baby oil!

by Dr.boodygrabber69 August 9, 2010

Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

Cider-Sipper

Someone who doesn't drink beer and only prefers to drink ciders.

Dan: Hey John, please go buy us some drinks and by the way don't forget to also buy some Original Sin for steve.

John: Why? Won't he drink Heineken like the rest of us?

Dan: No, he's a cider-sipper.

by Jez86 August 27, 2012