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Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
by will bitten March 6, 2017
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Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”
by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
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Shit Boner

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022
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Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015
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Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.
Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.
by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020
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Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010
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Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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