valley park, missouri

smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.

vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.

oh missourians.

by achingtobeheard August 18, 2009

Edison park

The place to live. The town that has it all, where all the rich ass park ridge people come to EAT cause there town doesnt have shit. Edison park is a place filled with working middle class who are just on the verge of having the big $$$! A new upcoming town, finally they redid the train station.

Man Edison park in a few years is gonna be the place to be.

by DaTrufie February 7, 2008

State Park

A small community just between Collinsville, IL and Fairmont City, IL. The town sets on ancient indian burial grounds known as the Cahokia Mounds A.K.A Cahokia Mounds State Park. Many believe that is where the State Park or State Park Place name came from. Many also believe the spirits of the ancient Missisipian tribe, Cahokia, are haunting the small town explaining the never ending violence and misery.

State Park people are nuts

State Park is dangerous

Dont fuck with the SP

by butter_nutz July 27, 2009

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Trailer Park Trash

People who look scuzzy, who have rotted teeth, who drink malt liquor as their preferred beverage of choice, and who could make it in this world if their werent so inclined to be so lazy. They are normally quite bitter about said laziness, and are seemingly oblivious to the fact that it's their own fault.

Imagine someone who is on drugs, who doesn't shower, and says things that would indicate that the person is indeed a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Chris Haviland works for UPS as a dirty janitor who never showers, has a mostashe from the old west days, and says things that never makes sense. Also has a lot of anger over his self-imposed misery.

by Mr. Bird November 13, 2004

Rockstar Parking

When you find an amazing parking spot in a crowded lot as if you were a Rockstar and it was saved just for you.

Passenger: Damn, there's crap load of people at Wal-Mart this morning

Driver: That's ok, cause... yup, got my Rockstar Parking right here.

Passenger: Lucky bastard.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

Abusement Park

A metaphoric phrase that represents a place or place in time where "abuse" has taken place. Mostly used in a comical manner to define a place of debauchery.

Welcome to the Abusement Park. Drugs are on the left, prostitutes on the right.

by blindswordzman January 6, 2007