smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
by achingtobeheard August 19, 2009