Pharkonic 

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

Pharkonic by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

Pharaoic

an Egyptian kid who thinks he's a Pharaoh, but apparently has millions of followers on social media and is a founder of a sports company, Spzrts. His real name is Marko Danial.

Do you have millions of followers on social media and own a sports company?

No, I don't.

Then you're not Pharaoic.

Pharaoic by The AstroNawt April 13, 2020

Pharaoic

Marko Danial is a social media star and entrepreneur, known as Pharaoic, who is the founder and CEO of Spzrts. Pharaoic was created to represent Marko’s Egyptian background, it‘s a combination of two words, Pharaoh and Hero-like.

Yo did you see that one dude that was from Egypt, it was Pharaoic.

Pharaoic by RackyTick March 29, 2020

Phaytonic 

When you bring something into your reality that you wanted. Beyond coincidental, driven by fate, universally inspired. When something happens that was meant to happen.

Wow I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend this morning and walked into the grocery store and there she was. Dude it was phaytonic!

Phaytonic by ElliottInSpace April 13, 2010

from Pharaonic Egypt 

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:

boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.

mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2012

parkoincidence

You're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

Parkoincidence is when you're parked in a vast parking lot (shopping mall, sports venue, etc.), and you cannot see anyone else in the entire parking lot. But somehow, just seconds before you get to YOUR car, the driver of the car NEXT to your car arrives (usually with a shopping cart to unload or a baby to put in a car seat), thus preventing you from entering YOUR car.

parkoincidence by Cabot Wonder July 2, 2009

Pearlonics 

A manner of speaking commonly found in the dialect of those of anglo descent. Though distinct from ebonics, the general meaning of the two, that of a racial speech pattern, is the same.

Though Charles was accosted by a man inquiring how we was faring with 'Sup', Charles spoke nothing but pearlonics, forcing him to respond 'I am doing quite well, thank you.'

Pearlonics by cpphantom13 August 30, 2009