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valley park, missouri 

smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.

vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.

oh missourians.

valley park, missouri by achingtobeheard August 18, 2009