Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

[jerk]

1. a mean person who you thought was a good friend but later turns their back on you
2. my terrible dance teacher who pretended to like me then stopped being so nice to me.

jerks like her shouldn't bother other people for crap

by no one you know cares October 16, 2008

jerk face

said to someone who's being an ass to you or something.

stop being such a jerk face

by Sorix July 18, 2007

circle jerk

An emotionally cruel and vicious "game" played by conspiring adolescent males which targets an unsophisticated, unsuspecting co-male (often one that exhibits gay tendencies). The conspiring males convince the target to participate in a "circle jerk" ("...ya, we've all done it before, it's fun ...") see related definitions. The game is played in the dark. The first to ejaculate wins. The conspiring boys make appropriate sounds by dragging their finger nails down their flys, pulling/flapping their cheeks, etc. Of course, the target always comes first and "wins." The light is flicked-on. Laughter & mayhem follows.

Q: "Did you hear about Ted last night? Jack and and his freinds got him in a circle jerk!" A: "Ted?... I always knew he was a 'circle jerk.'"

by cruelshoe December 28, 2005

The Jerk

A really fucking stupid dance that makes people look really retarded.

Look at that dumb little retard doin' The Jerk

by And Broken Bottles November 16, 2009

jerk off

slang for masturbating excessively

Timmy went to the bathroom to jerk off

by streetz101 October 23, 2005

jerk

verb. To refuse to pay someone pursuant to a prior agreement; to breach an oral or written contract; to withhold a payment promised upon completion of work.

Dude tried to jerk me on my 10% commission.

by Omar Alaadin March 2, 2008