Hamster

Hamster: A partialy filled beer found left over after a party.
Often times inebriated people will misplace their beer and
simply grab a fresh one out of convenience rather than search for their own.

A half leftover beer drank in desperation.

Who in the hell left all these Goddamn hamsters?

by zeprider1 September 1, 2009

Hipster

A non-productive member of society. Typically the offspring of two highly successful parents who live in places like Greenwich, Connecticut or the Upper East Side of Manhattan, the hipster is someone who has failed to achieve the level of success of his or her busy parents and tries to compensate for the insecurities that come with abject failure by conforming to a culture that claims to hate conformity. They shop at thrift stores and try desperately to shed their blue-blooded upbringing by wearing old, ratty flannel shirts and by bleaching and/or rubbing dead fish in their hair.

Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to an urban farmers' market?

Person 2: No, seeing all those hipsters makes me depressed about the future of our society.

by Le Phénix June 22, 2011

hipster

Hipster in the contemporary sense is a subculture of men and women generally in their 20's and 30's. Aspects of this sub culture include rampant consumerism of "ironic" or "kitschy" pop culture items and art, examples of this include large colored sun glasses, indie music, street art. The nihilistic and self indulgent characteristics of this group have grown and developed from the failure of past youth cultures i.e beats, hippies, and punks to make any sort of true cultural or political change. Thus the hipster culture is an acceptance of all the things which previous countercultures believed they were fighting against such as commercialism and consumerism.

Those hipsters over there dress ridiculous and don't care about anything.

by ThisMoniker July 27, 2011

hipster ghetto

A hipster ghetto is the neighborhood of a major city that all the hipsters seem to congregate in. Examples:

New York City - Williamsburg
Chicago - Wicker Park
Los Angeles - Silver Lake
Boston - Allston
Seattle - Capitol Hill
San Francisco - Mission District
Portland - anywhere...

Frat Bro Mike: Oy, let's go get wasted in Allston tonight.

Frat Bro Jake: Screw that man, it's a hipster ghetto.

by katadmw July 25, 2010

Mainstream Hipster

A person, usually among the young demographic, who consistently wears plaid shirts and skinny jeans. They go for the 'hipster look', however, they generally still listen to mainstream pop and hip-hop, which defeats the purpose of their efforts. (They may also listen to 'alternative' like Mumford and Sons or Death Cab for Cutie's new album). Mainstream Hipsters will generally group together to form their own clique of MHs, however, they can be spotted among other social groups occasionally.

Mainstream Hipster 1: "Omg, did you know that Ben Gibbard used to have this band called The Postal Service? Omg, that was like, so long ago."
MH 2: "No way! That's soo cool. Death Cab for Cutie is like, my FAVORITE. They're sooo hipster."
MH 1: "omg I know."
*real hipsters walk by, listening to Jinja Safari and Arctic Monkeys*
Real Hipster 1: "Wow, look at those Mainstream Hipsters."
Real Hipster 2: "Hipster fail."

by Lucero3 August 30, 2012

Hipster Troll

Someone who trolls with no real original thought or idea. An individual seeing countless others before him discuss or troll a topic and just doing the same to be cool or fit in with others.

When a forum gets over run by everyone trying to be that guy and troll.

OP: What do you think of these new dead stock nikes?

Hipster Troll: /funny image

HT2: /related unfunny image

HT3: /related unfunny image

can't use links so that example is out, but posting an image then having 10 other people do the same thing after the original poster posts.

by jb179o June 13, 2011

Hipster emo

Someone who has a somewhat outward appearance of an emo, but listens to hipster/indie music. Whereas people expect they listen to Black Veil Brides or My Chemical Romance(I know they aren't necessarily emo but people seem to think they are) or some other screamo music, they actually listen to other music like Toro y Moi ,Future Islands, The Vaccines, The Wombats, Fleet Foxes, or TV on the Radio etc).

or basically a hipster with emo hair,who doesn't wear weird scarves,Gigantic Bill Cosby sweaters with leggings, beanies, weird white worn out nasty converses, wolf shirts, cardigans ,saggy knit hats, pointless glasses that do nothing, plaid shirts, or weird cut off baggy shirts with weird things on it.

Emo Girl : Did you get the new BVB cd?

Hipster Emo Girl: No, I don't really listen to that type of music.

Emo Girl: I thought you did! What do you listen to?

Hipster Emo Girl: I listen to Indie music. haha Why did you think I like "That" type of music?

Emo Girl:Oh ...really??....oh I guess it was your hair.

Hipster Emo Girl: Does having my hair like this make it necessary for me to like screamo?

Emo Girl: No, i was just saying...
(AWKWARD MOMENT)

by IhavesidebangsBIGDEALhaha November 5, 2011