gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Cock Gobbler

An act of oral sex. When one not only has the full cock in their mouth, but also manages to fit the mans balls in their mouth at the same time too.

She is a cock gobbler.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013

box gobbler

noun: lesbian on the prowl.

Uh oh, Stephanie - that box gobbler in the corner looks like she's about to make a move on you!

Jackie, what's with those baggy pants and wife beater? Have you gone box gobbler on me?

Did you see Janet's new haircut? She looks like Mark McGrath. OMG, she could be a box gobbler with that hairdo.

by kawksuckah February 27, 2008

Cob-gobbler

A corn company started by second-generation farmers the Shuck Brothers. They emphasize the culture of nice ears, silky hairs, ripe kernels, and sucking down the largest stalks you’ve ever seen—all types yellow, white, red, and purple.

The cob-gobblers have done it again releasing yet another disgusting corn video. This time they slathered their stalks with high fructose corn syrup before they went to town.

by Wordzmeth June 15, 2019

Corn Gobbler

A woman, or gay man, who is specifically promiscuous via giving blow jobs to many different men.

Tristan: Yoshi dude, you should really get tested at a clinic, be on the safe side.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020

Knob Gobbler

A person who likes to frequently intake male genitalia.

Lucy was such a "knob Gobbler" last night.

by Shadbob October 1, 2021