Cooterpatch

Better word for Pubic Hair

Whats that? my cooterpatch.

by Courtney Dawson July 10, 2006

cooterback

A person, sometimes athletic, who is promiscuously sexual.
Derived from the term "quarterback."

Five girls in one week? Homeboy is an all-star cooterback!

by Trey el Jefe April 18, 2008

Cooter fluff

Old folken terms. See Queef

That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!

by C Stump January 18, 2009

Cooter Skirt

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.

I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!

by JizzyPickle February 26, 2009

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Cooter Cunt

An Adjictive describing a person who is acting like a douche

Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt

by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010

CooterPepper

in reference to the female genetalia. Used mainly by gay males in reference to "real" girls.

Honey, go wash your CooterPepper! It smells like fish in here.

by DJ FunkyMonkey July 25, 2011