Wind Cookie

expelling of gas...by girls

My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Sex cookie

A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.

Are there any sex cookies left?

No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...

by chemengfun May 25, 2010

Hairy Cookie Nips

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.

Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012

dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...

hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...

by Bling-dog March 19, 2011

burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.

I love you even though you burn my cookies..

by angrygreg December 18, 2013

smoking cookie

Weed; marijuana

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox

by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016

Cookied

A sexual position that entails shoving a cookie up your partners vagina and then eating it out like a calf getting milk from its mother. Usually used with Chips Ahoy.

John "Dude I totally cookied Vanessa last night."
Ricky "Nice dude"
Aye-Aye Captain ;)

by Yummyboi. December 5, 2011