cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

Saber-tooth

A women 15 years or older than the young man she is dating. This is the extreme case of the commonly known "Cougar" term for an older women dating a younger man. Beware the Saber-Tooth young men as they are experienced and hunt their prey without mercy.

"That women is a Saber-tooth." "Did you see the Saber-tooth up by the bar?." "That's not a cougar, thats a Saber-tooth."

by MD. Collins December 31, 2008

rooty tooty fresh and fruity

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.

"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"

by smoothpoppa January 9, 2007

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

cheep vibrating tooth brush

a discreet vibrator for an average school girl

for an average school girl,ho is at a boarding school
"jenny i am feeling horny can i borrow your vibrating toothbrush" Cheep Vibrating Tooth Brush

by max zandison August 30, 2007

nasty toothpaste

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

by J-slicket May 21, 2006