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ten thousand

The amount of people talking without speaking, hearing without listening, writing songs, and not daring disturb the sound of silence.
Enenenekedlight I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
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ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
by Vagabond King January 31, 2010
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section ten

masterbation in the simple sense. also known as a tommy tank
'Hey dude wanna got downtown'
'not thanks just have to go finish my section ten'
by LV May 13, 2005
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ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023
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swinging ten

An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).
"how the heck is that jabroni dating that hottie?"

"No doubt he's swinging ten!"
by Willimus June 22, 2016
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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Ten years

The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy
Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024
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