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Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)
Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.
by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007
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Snatch Gobbler

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.
by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011
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poo snatch

Your butthole; especially when refering to it as a sexual organ, as in talking about "putting it in their poo snatch".
Guy 1: Hey dude, I got so much cutty last night!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I got more poo snatch than you could believe!
by getwicked May 29, 2010
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pillow snatch

The product of cutting a hole into ones pillow for pleasureful penile insertion.
My girlfriend dumped me, looks like I will be making a pillow snatch tonight.
Dude, you smell worse than my pillow snatcher.
by pillow snatch October 10, 2015
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snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.
Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.
by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017
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snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.
She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!
by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003
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Bluegrass Snatch

The name for a Kentucky woman's vagina of superior quality.
On Vacation: "Hey fellas, do you want some of this Bluegrass Snatch?"
by Bluegrass Snatch May 6, 2011
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