Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

scuffs my boots

A southern or country person way of saying “that made me mad”

Ricky: “did you hear that they are closin’ down the racetrack because they want to build a golf course?”
David: “yeah! That really scuffs my boots! I love that racetrack.”

by WorkingGarlic October 27, 2019

SHAFF

Stands for "Someone Has A Foot Fetish." It doesn't even need to be used when talking about feet; sometimes you just need to remind a friend that they have a foot fetish. Even if they deny it.

"Oh yeah, I've seen 5-Minute Craft's foot hacks video."
"Shaff."

by SHAFF Supporter February 25, 2022

scuffy

scuffy, or scuff, is a slang word for a vape, usually nicotine

friend: yoo u got the scuffy?
me: nah its on the charger rn but i think (other friend) has their elf bar on them

by doldrums21 November 22, 2022

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

Scuffs on my beans

When a country rap artist named katie noel does not know how to rap

Bro did you know katie noel has a song that says scuffs on my BEANS!?!? and one named dog beers?!?!

by Halloweenyeen June 18, 2023

meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008