JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

Rolling stones

When you smoke marijuana and take ecstasy in the same sitting.

Ron: "Oh shit he took and then smoked a blunt!!"
Sue: "He's rolling stones like a muthafucka!!"

by MorbidWhiteWolf September 9, 2010

JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

rolling 20's crips

A bitch type of gang wich is luckly the second largest african-american gang that still active. they territory goes from south of 21st to west of orange ave. According two the Og's they will never c peace with the deadly lb gang called insane crips . they dont give 2 fuccs about their latino beef, with vario longo gang,some may say that the beef cause is a racial tension. THEY fly with the steelers colors , wich are black and yellow, but they're crips so they also fly blue. When I say a rolling 20 is a bitch type of gang, you can think of snoop doogg who never did shit and yet still rolling 20 crip. He may have made the crippin culture something fashionable to bang crip, but he made the citylook bad inumerous times, just like when he displayed that politics shit on long beach by claiming he 's gang voice , going to the police department of los angles asking them to stop the violence, making og's from his gang pissed of for his lack of inteligence of bangin for the hole city and made then ask him for using his money to the good of theirs comunity and helping the youth

fuck slobs Im from rolling 20's crips my nigga

by vario rolando January 7, 2018

Roofing

The act of a group of men lifting another man above their heads with the intention of pressing them into the roof.

Did you see that guy take a roofing last night? It took 10 of them to get him up and another 5 for the final press into the ceiling.

by LL T 82 July 31, 2013

rolling monkey

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.

That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!

by E J Batty December 27, 2007

rolling oh no's

When you roll over in the morning after a hard night of partying to be disappointed with whose next to you.

guy 1: Man we got so trashed last night!

guy2: Tell me about it, i woke up with the worst rolling oh no's ever. That ugly girl Lisa was sleeping next to me!

by ohnahnahh November 24, 2010