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best mate

Chiefly British English.

That one person in your life who is like a sibling. You'll do anything for them, literally. They understand you, you understand them and you're always happy when you're around them. You just click.

Similar to best friend, but you can only really have one best mate, otherwise they are probably just good friends.
My best mate is like a brother to me, and I hope we are best mates for life.
by spunko2010 October 23, 2006
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Matej

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.
Girl- I wish I could date matej
by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019
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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.
Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers
by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011
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Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey
"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."
by Elmer March 23, 2005
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Discrete Math

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.
1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.
by Dan000001 January 13, 2011
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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