The one person who says and does the dumbest things ever.
"Bro if there was an earthquake, would people on an airplane feel it?"
"You are that one person."
by John Jackson102 November 4, 2015
Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.
My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.
by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014
a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"
Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."
You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time
A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*
by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019