Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 8, 2012

phantom hanger

The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up

Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger

by The turd master December 10, 2013

OS handle

The OH SHIT! handle, found on the ceiling of cars for the passenger(s) to grab any time their seat belts don't make them feel safe enough due to the driver's bad driving. Some people use them to hang their blazers on coatracks in the back.

The passenger grabbed the OS handle, fearing for his life, as the driver swerved and sped through traffic at a breakneck speed.

by WowzaCowza January 2, 2014

granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

young haggle

A group a hotties whose ages total between 63 and 69.

He's on the prowl for a young haggle.

by Blah Blah Blah Blah June 20, 2014

pearl handle

1. When a female wants to suck your dick until you orgasm in her mouth and let it run all over your dick thus causing a pearl handle. 2. When a female orgasms all over your dick leaving a pearl handle.

1. Whenever I ride my partner during sex, I always orgasm on his dick and leave him with pearl handle. 2. My boyfriend blew his load in my mouth and I kept sucking and stroking his dick while his load dripped down causing him to have a pearl handle

by thotwyre.com March 28, 2015

gay handle

The busniness end of a dildo. The person giving to the reciever.

Hey johnny do you want to be the gay handle tonight?

by drchapstic March 30, 2015