When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology
"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"
"Shut up fake woke ass up."
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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"
"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."
"Shut up fake woke ass up."
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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"
"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."
by catapillarman September 30, 2017
Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.
(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)
Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.
(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)
Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017
by The real fakey snakey January 03, 2017
A person who has fake depression would show these types of signs, seeks attention, complains about life when it's perfect, listens to sad emo rappers, posts black and white stories with the caption "I hate my life" or "I can't do this anymore". These are some the most popular signs. Often seen in teenagers who can't handle being alone.
by Hoodrat18 November 13, 2019
by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021