Definitions by bequeef

Whale 

Slang for a fat person. Primarily used to describe an obese person.

I'm not playing seven minutes if a whale is playing.

Whale by bequeef May 12, 2021

poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.

*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”

poser by bequeef October 30, 2019

fake 

Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.

bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af

fake by bequeef January 12, 2019

Border bunny 

A derogatory term used against people of latino origin; derived from border hopper, which has the same definition, but with bunny used instead of hopper as a reference to bunnies hopping.

You: “fuck you douche.”
Me: “stfu you’re a border bunny.”

Border bunny by bequeef December 17, 2018

Effexor 

Effexor (Venaflaxine) is one of the more hardcore antidepressants out there. Works like magic if nothing else works well or if you have side effects to drugs such as prozac and zoloft. Should work very well. Not addictive, but do not try to stop yourself from taking Effexor immediately as you will have horrid withdrawl effects. I take 225 mg and once I stopped, I felt lightheaded, had brain zaps, horrible nightmares, and had my body twitch uncontrollably from head to toe as if I could feel electrcity running through my nerves, so definatly wean yourself off the drug instead of stopping. Some people are eventually able to live without Effexor, while me on the other hand would be in a consistant low and depressed state even after weaning ourselves off the drug.

Effexor is a good and strong antidepressant, but stopping it immediatly will cause withdrawl symptoms that make you feel possesd by satan, even though the drug js not addictive.

Effexor by bequeef September 29, 2018

fry 

The act of either sending or receiving a Denial of Service (DOS) attack. Usually used in the sense of “frying your router” i.e. your router will become unusable. Most commonly used as a joke when a friend says something stupid.

friend: awful things is lil peeps best song
me: i’m going to fry you

fry by bequeef August 11, 2018