speakada chinese

when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones

Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?

by Sam631 May 14, 2009

dim sum chinese

Term used to describe yourself if your proficiency in chinese is only conversational as opposed to fluent.

Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.

Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.

Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)

Hey, I'm kind of nervous about you meeting my parents tomorrow. I feel like they would disapprove of me dating someone who can only speak dim sum chinese.

by joechin November 9, 2010

chicks

a baby chicken... duh

i had sex with FIVE chicks once, then i got a letter in the mail 9 months later... they all had eggs and i was the father

by Mike McChickenpotpie March 7, 2004

Chinese smile

Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.

No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.

by Geoff_M October 30, 2009

white chicks

A hillarious movie about these two hot black CIA agents (male) that have to watch over these two white girls that are extremely rich and party a lot. They get in a car accident and refuse to appear in public, so the guys have to get extreme makovers and act like them and trick all their friends. An awesome movie with great quotes.

"I'm gunna have a BF."
"A BF?"
"A bitch-fit!!!!"

by Frank1000 August 24, 2005

Chinese-Whispers Effect

The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.

"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"

by blurnsgha February 25, 2008

Chinese makeover

To finish in your partner's hand and have them smell it. If it smells fresh you may proceed to smear it on your face.

That chinese makeover would have been great if he got more on my cheeks.

by charmz 813 November 10, 2009