carpet bagger

Someone who shaves a hoe's pubic hair, puts it inside a ziplock baggy, and sells it on eBay.

man that carpet bagger made over 100k this year. hes got some good pubies

by Steve Hill November 20, 2007

Deluxe Carpet Cleaning

Simply Deluxe Carpet Cleaning, is by far the nastiest most infestated place of employment on the face of the earth, and by infestated I mean deseased, AIDS, Hep C, Herpagondosyphilades, Gonareah etc... you name the desease, it is there.

If you want a desease goto D.C.C.

by Ex-Telemarketer June 2, 2004

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

carpet bitter

A slang term used to address that a female is a lesbian.

Jessica from California is a carpet bitter

by Joe Barnet November 14, 2007

berber carpet

North african pussy. Uh...that's it. I need 20 letters, so this is just filler.

I love the smell of berber carpet in the morning. Smells like...action.

by My name July 18, 2006

Carpet Bombing

When a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her

Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.

by ADDing01 July 20, 2013

carpet munching

Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.

by Chocoboywonder April 19, 2018