Skip to main content

Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.
by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014
mugGet the Peanut Butter Surprise mug.

muffle butter

When you pull your cock out of an ass and you stick it in that persons mouth the liquid that forms from the act of blowing creates a tan substance and the blower makes a muffled sound due to having their mouth full.
My girlfriend came home with muffle butter on her breath...that hoe.

Jacqui tried to talk but she had a mouth full of muffle butter.
by Jaxtastic October 1, 2015
mugGet the muffle butter mug.

Fried Butter

Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.

A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.
by Rydux July 12, 2016
mugGet the Fried Butter mug.

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.
Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.
by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016
mugGet the Glasses Butter mug.

Mark Butler

Mark Butler is a poncy English guy who uses phrases like okay cokey and fiddle de dee...
Man - Mark, can you turn the tap off before the sink overflows

Mark Butler - Okay Cokey
by BillJo2017 March 30, 2017
mugGet the Mark Butler mug.

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 7, 2017
mugGet the Goose Butter mug.

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on a crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman wearing yoga pants.
by Saf-One March 7, 2017
mugGet the Goose Butter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email