Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.

"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."

by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009

Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

I'm going to belt myself.

by Stauf March 8, 2005

beaning

to be under the influence of ecstacy ie. taken some beans

'im proper beaning my tits off'

by bob 121123 March 22, 2007

sports betting

betting on a plethora of national sports to win money.the more items you add to your bet the bigger the payout.You have a better shot at winning than on slot machines or the lottery and can potentially win thousands from 4-6 items on your bet card.

I bet on the mets to win by 2 points and for the total points of the game to be over 10.this is called sports betting

by steve haberstroh September 3, 2008

String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.

Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016