2 cents

(noun) Opinion.

My 2 cents ain't good.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

2(A-7)

The formula for the oldest aged person you can date before it is considered indecent, where 'A' is equal to your own age.

My age is 16, so using the formula 2(A-7): 2(16-7)=18. Therefore, the oldest aged person i can decently date is 18.

by kierran September 16, 2009

2 Stroke

Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.

Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.

by kidonthecouch December 21, 2012

2 Gryphon

Born Matthew Wayne Davis on August 11, 1972, 2 Gryphon is a furry "comedian" who does rant videos on YouTube. His most well-known video features him saying that people who can't handle being cyberbullied should kill themselves. His boyfriend was also arrested for downloading CP on a computer. Matthew is also known for throwing a tantrum on social media when due to bad publicity, his appearance at Anthrocon 2017 was cancelled.

2 is also known for being very right-wing, to the point of almost being a Nazi, since there are screenshots of him saying he's going to promote an altfurry chat.

Kevin: Man, did you see 2 gryphon's newest rant? It's so funny!
Ian: Are you sure about that?

by hcpunkfan703 August 20, 2018

2’s Day!

“2’s Day” is February 22nd of 2022 or (2/22/22), which will be on a tuesday therefore it being 2’s day (tuesday). Make sure to keep this on your calendar and remind your friends on this exact day that it is 2’s day!

Person 1 “Hey bro have you heard 2’s day is coming up!” Person 2 “what? today is tuesday?” Person 1“no 2’s day!, the 22nd of february 2022 also known as (2/22/22)” Person 2 “oh! cool dude!”

by B10dyy December 21, 2021

2.999 me

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3

I fucking hate you...

You know you 2.999 me

by CB0717 October 26, 2007

2.0

A far superior version of something that gets embraced by all and leaves 1.0 sitting in the corner looking like a sad puppy. 2.0's are also known to have a permanent ray of sunshine on them at all times.

Did you see Alyssa 2.0 and 1.0 exchanges stink eyes last night? I heard 1.0 challenged her to a dual at high noon.

by ima2pointoh September 6, 2011