CB0717's definitions

syllabus week

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.

you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online

by CB0717 August 25, 2007

gutter glitter

slang for cocaine

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter

by CB0717 March 16, 2009

fcnlt

acronym for fat chicks need love too

used as a synonym for "be nice"

a: dude, bitch just totally walked past me and farted.

b: I know, but fcnlt

by CB0717 February 25, 2009

dtearth

Short for down to earth. Often used in personal ads.

Looking for a swm who's dtearth.

by CB0717 August 4, 2007

2k8

The year 2008.

- What year is Bush leaving the White House?
- 2k8, sucka!

by CB0717 November 5, 2007

Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

by CB0717 October 3, 2007

penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007