Definitions by CB0717

gutter glitter 

slang for cocaine

even though Nancy isn't out on the street yet, she will be if she keeps wasting her money on the gutter glitter

gutter glitter by CB0717 March 16, 2009

fcnlt 

acronym for fat chicks need love too

used as a synonym for "be nice"

a: dude, bitch just totally walked past me and farted.

b: I know, but fcnlt

fcnlt by CB0717 February 25, 2009

penguin drunk 

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

penguin drunk by CB0717 November 17, 2007

2k8

The year 2008.

- What year is Bush leaving the White House?
- 2k8, sucka!

2k8 by CB0717 November 5, 2007

2.999 me 

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3

I fucking hate you...

You know you 2.999 me

2.999 me by CB0717 October 26, 2007

Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

Don't tase me, bro! by CB0717 October 3, 2007

syllabus week 

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.

you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online

syllabus week by CB0717 August 25, 2007