Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.
by The Hankys January 8, 2013
Get the shit mittsmug. The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.
Also, a person who has such an attribute.
Also, a person who has such an attribute.
Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.
Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.
Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.
by BustedPretext November 26, 2010
Get the Shit Gillsmug. A colloquial term that is used in conjunction with a phrase, idiom, verb or adjective to quickly summarize a given scenario.
I looked for that dude all day, then my boy called me and told me where to find him so of course I pulled up on some "yo ima beat your ass" type shit.
Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.
My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.
Marcus came to school thinking he was fly, on some "I got some new shoe" type shit.
My girl always wants to start shit, she'll be on some "who you texting" type shit.
by H4V0K_864x August 26, 2018
Get the Type Shitmug. by yous a bitch nigga November 22, 2013
Get the Shit Bucketmug. by XylaAlyx December 1, 2021
Get the type shitmug. An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
by Craig September 7, 2004
Get the Shit jobmug. mom: boy is them yo boxers in the floor
son: yes mam
mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up
son: yes mam
mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up
by stacks b May 10, 2008
Get the them shitsmug.