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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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Shitbird

A person who "shits" all over your favorite things you might like. Originally meant for a useless thing/person, it comes to mean a n assholes who treats the things you like like trash.

It can also be applied to people who talk

Negatively about others, wether it be behind their back or in front of their face.
Man, Chris is such a shit bird. Every time we watch a movie, he keeps shitting on the film while we watch it.

Scott keeps talking shit behind everyone's back. He's such a shitbird .
by XyloboneX889 May 31, 2018
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shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time
He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time
by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
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Shitbant

Someone who has no banter. Can not comprehend basic joking and sarcasm. Someone very boring
Me to Dan- Ben is a proper shitbant
Dan to me- I know right he’s so boring
by Fatdeekyboi June 5, 2018
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ShitBitch

"ShitBitch" I'm gonna do me .... "ShitBitch" you should of been there
Means exactly what is says Shit - as in you are nothing or you are waste....

- the bomb, a loyal ass person, someone you can count on.
And Bitch- a dumb, stupid, ass female or someone who complains or yells about nothing

-a down ass female, someone who stands their ground
ShitBitch ?......
I was at the club and ShitBitch you already know thereport was problems with them bitches.
by Jteaze651 June 9, 2018
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ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.
I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!
by Major Thomas May 11, 2018
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Shittingles

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'
by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018
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