proclamation

Something that is proclaimed. A declaration.

Winston made the proclamation that he was going to run for president in the next election.

by boxit January 1, 2014

procrastination

delaying of some job until later; may be due to lack of enthusiasm or tiredness.

Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

"I must do something about my procrastination, next year."

by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010

Blast Processing

1. A fake term made up by Sega to make the SEGA Genesis sound more powerful than it actually was.
2. See propaganda

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing" said the Sega freak.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

procastinate

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

by brainyuck July 17, 2011

procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005

procrastinator

A lazy sod that does no work, just avoids it like the plague.

Can't be arsed to do anymore work today, who's up for a bit of procrastination ?

by Keri April 23, 2004

procrastitute

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.

Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.

by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011